Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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