Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she smelled like a LAN party
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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