I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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