I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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