just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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