I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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