im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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