The maid of honor just puked.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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