Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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