The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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