I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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