u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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