It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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