Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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