We're facebook friends in real life
just tell him i said nine months
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I need water and some morals
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