just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Randomize
