and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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