I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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