Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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