Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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