wanna go halves on a baby?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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