Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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