this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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