Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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