Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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