Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
