Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
He kissed a someone with a penis
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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