I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize
