I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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