Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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