just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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