I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
