Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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