): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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