She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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