A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize