whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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