I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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