There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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