I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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