I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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