no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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