I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
