Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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