Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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