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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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