my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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