the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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