you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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