I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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