In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Even my vagina gasped.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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