whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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