Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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