dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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