I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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